Dog poo on your shoe!!!

If there’s one thing in this world I hate is that gagging feeling one gets when you realize there is something on the bottom of your shoe. You know dam well what it is but your first thought is denial. That repulsive smell is not coming from my shoe!  Alright who stepped in it? Then like magic everyone forgets how to walk normally as they walk and lift each foot at a time, funny shot. Ha haha

The real problem starts when you find its on your SHOE OOOOOO..  Now you are the only one making gagging noises, walking on your heal as if magic it will just disappear. You can’t take the stinking shoe off for fear of getting poopoo on your hands. The advice stage kicks in.  RUB your foot on the ground. Great idea but it has a few flaws. One, shit gets everywhere and other look at you in disgust like you pooped on your own shoe and decided to spread it around for all to enjoy. Secondly all this manages to do is squish it all in the treads on the poop s still able to follow you around.

Take your shoe off and pick it out with sticks, leaves or paper. No thank you. No one wants to see a grown man puking with one shoe on and the offensive shoe in his hand with doggie doodoo spread all over the bottom. I for one have the only self preserving way to deal with this situation bar killing the dog that started this whole mess and its kind hearted owner who left this generous item for me to enjoy.

TAKE BOTH SHOES OFF AND LEAVE THEM WITH THE SHIT AND BUY A NEW PAIR.  YOU WLL BE HAPPIER IN THE LONG RUN.  TRUST ME I KNOW.

PLEASE NO SHIT EATING GRINS ,  DOG POO IS NO JOKE!!!!!

 

KEEP EVERONE GUESS BY BEING HAPPY IN YOURSELF.

 

 

 

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